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HOW DO I BECOME A POND SQUAD ALL-STAR?
Pond squad all stars? That sounds cool how do I become one? Good question!

If you love the band and make it known...you might be an all-star. If you have a wife and kid at home but haven't missed a show in two years...you might be an all-star. If you have ever ridden a school bus in order to get to a Beaver Pond show...you might be an all-star. If the band alters the lyrics of a song in order to fit your name into it...you might be an all-star.

Pond Squad All-Stars are the cream of the crop.  The best of the best!  Their spirit is infectious, their loyalty undying, and above all else they bring the party to a whole new level.



QUALIFICATIONS TO BECOME AN ALL-STAR
Don't just cheer — Scream!
Don't dance alone — Get other people to dance with you!
Don't just show up for a show — Bring a mass of people with you (school bus optional)!
Don't lip sync — Scream words you actually know at the top of your lungs!
Don't just stand there — Play an air-guitar solo, and really go for it!
Don't try to look good — You are good! Sweat it up, who cares! ROCK OUT!
Don't say hi to the band — Hug them, all of them...Even the sweaty guitar player!
Don't be an idiot — Treat all people you encounter w/ respect, that means the whole bar!


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