MIKE CALLIES — Rhythm Guitar/Vocals



Mike Callies primarily plays rhythm guitar in the band.  He’s had well over thirty roommates throughout the past ten years and has lived in approximately 14 different places.  REO’s “Roll With the Changes” was responsible for this transient lifestyle as he kept rollin’ from place to place.  However, he has since settled down in a nice apartment once he found solace in Lisa Loeb’s inspirational songs.

FAVORITE GUITAR PLAYER
Alvin Seville

FAVORITE SINGER
The girls who beckon Mothra

FAVORITE CARNIVAL RIDE
The Hammer

FAVORITE WOODLAND CREATURE
Paul Bunyon

NAME OF THE FIRST GIRL YOU KISSED
Beth (not to be confused with the KISS smash hit, “Beth”)

FAVORITE HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE
Garbage disposal

ONE GUILTY PLEASURE
Either Dawson’s Creek or Saved by the Bell

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE DOING THAN ANSWERING THESE QUESTIONS?
Owning up to my mistakes

WHY DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN ROCKY MOUNTIAN BEAVER POND?
I’m only in it for the money.

ANYTHING ELSE WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOU?
My birthday is May 8th